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★ Rarity 1%Pool-Float Sloth God
LAZY

Pool-Float Sloth God

My only attraction is this bed, the entrance fee is this pool

You walk into the hotel and never want to leave. Itinerary? Tomorrow. (Tomorrow never comes.) While everyone else is outside getting sunburned, you're in AC ordering room service, turning vacation into extended couch time.

# Lying Flat# Maximum Chill

🧳 Travel Buddy Match

✨ Dream Buddy: 🍸 Resort Recluse
You'd be locked in on 'Travel Pace' — both 'Pool-Float Sloth' types, total travel soulmates ✨
💥 Disaster Combo: 🪖 Speedrun Drill Sergeant
You wants 'Pool-Float Sloth', They wants 'Speedrun Drill Sergeant' — 'Travel Pace' alone is enough to argue till you sleep in separate rooms 💥
Let me take it too →